Efficiency

I had a moment of clarity at the weekend. If I’m living the bachelor life, I thought, why am I still washing my cutlery and dishes??

So I bought some plastic cutlery at the supermarket. I would have got plastic or paper plates too, but they were all too small for a proper meal. I will find some, though. Then the next step is to get some big plastic or Styrofoam cups for my cups of tea.

The time saved by simply throwing these items away, rather than washing and drying the traditional versions, can be better spent check-raising with the nuts.